Images You Should Not Masturbate To

Again, because of my twisted sense of humor, I enjoy keeping this book out on my coffee table! It is interesting though, how many people won't look at it as if it's a dirty book, you need to convince some despite the title...

Know anyone who's giving up self-pleasure for the lenten season? This makes a great Ash-Wednesday present.

However, most of these pictures could be used for you-know-what to given the right imagination.

An excellent guide for those who are unsure of their sexuality. It helps guide one away from proclivities towards objects, animals, and devices that are vaguely, but inappropriately sexual. It also helps you understand nascent sexual interests you might possess that require a dose of "conversion". I have purchased gift copies for every adolescent I know as an educational guide. It is always best to identify these issues while still young. All of the parents are so pleased they are speechless (and I think the parents are quite intrigued themselves, because I always see them sneaking it out of the gift pile when they think nobody is looking.)

An excellent guide for those who are unsure of their sexuality. It helps guide one away from proclivities towards objects, animals, and devices that are vaguely, but inappropriately sexual. It also helps you understand nascent sexual interests you might possess that require a dose of "conversion". I have purchased gift copies for every adolescent I know as an educational guide. It is always best to identify these issues while still young. All of the parents are so pleased they are speechless (and I think the parents are quite intrigued themselves, because I always see them sneaking it out of the gift pile when they think nobody is looking.)