While He Rides His Steed, At Night She Cries

I read ANSCWHRHS already. I listened to the audio book of ANSCWHRHS on repeat while I was on my sea kayak sabbatical from Punta Gorda, New Mexico to Papua New Guinea. In hurricane season. So why did I just buy two more copies?

Does anyone ever say, "you only need one copy of The Bible?"

Does anyone ever say, "no, just one Dorito for me?"

Does anyone ever stop with just one Asian call girl?

No. No they don't.

This book made me more attractive. It added 50 lbs to my naked deadlifts, it cured the cancer that IT gave me,

The penultimate book about the manliest man in the world is here. Written by Ross Patterson who just happens to be the only man to ever make Chuck Norris cry. The one and only time Chuck cried was due to a junk measuring contest. Ross out length and out girthed him. Oh yeah, the book. It’s an amazing story of a man who lives like a man, drinks like a man, makes love like a man and loves his horse like a man. When trouble comes to town, do you know what he does? That’s Right!! He handles it like a man. This extremely well written piece of literature will go down in the annals of history as one of….NO, as the best ever romance book written by a man for men (No Homo). After reading this book you’ll want to become Drinkin Bros. with both Ross and St. James. A quick word of warning, if you’re into participation trophies and safe places or you get triggered easily, you should stick to 50 Shades of Gray with the other womenfolk.

This book needs to be in every school , every home and every church . This is a masterful piece of literature which will live on through the ages .My dick is actually bigger from reading this book , since reading it I have learned to collect up a bevy of women to keep by my side . Tip of the hat to Ross Patterson for writing one of the funniest books around . I legit laughed out loud while reading this truly awesome work of art. If you read this book and don't love a cherish it , you are a communist and need to be kicked in the dick .

Aaahhhhh, ANSCWHRHS. What is there to say about this book. Well I'll tell ya. I have listened to the drinkin bros podcast since day 1. Learned of the book from The podcast. I immediately drove to Wal-a-cost to look for this piece of what seems to be instant American literature history. Guess what. The Nazi war machine themselves had banned the book because of the graphic content. This left me with a "hard" and dangerous task at hand. I had to somehow figure out how to make this book become a part of my life while trying to sneak what was turning into an "erection lasting more than 4 hours" around my town without being jailed for being a sexual predator. I had read a small excerpt of the book and it was all I could do to control myself. Things were getting tense as I scrambled to find this small piece of gold. I had no choice but to turn to the store.com. When this magic hit my eyes it was like watching David Copperfield performing a special private show for me and Prince. I have never been more excited, in more ways than two. This book is absolutely not for the faint hearted. If you have AIDS it will cure it. Ross Patterson is a comic genius. He is known the world over for his striking good looks, huge Caucasian penis, and amazing book and screen writing skills. If you don't read this book you need to denounce your citizenship to the United States effective immediately. Also, side note, if you haven't seen Helan Keller vs Nightwolves, FDR American badass, Range 15, 50k and a call girl....... You better get it done. When Trump is elected if you haven't seen all of them you are getting thrown over the wall. Thank you for the best book ever written, adding baby's (strong fighting American babies), and hope back to the eyes of the American people. Ross you are a god among mere men. Keep up the good work brother!

Ross Patterson creates poetry for every man that looks at today's world and longs for a time when it was survival of the fittest. Hate people that order a 14 syllable drink at hipsterbucks and then cry over the temperature? Cowards? Blowhards? Pansies? Well this book will take you back to a time when men where men. Where it was perfectly acceptable to throw your neighbor a beating for being a ninny and dropping bodies for trying to take your stuff. Ross Patterson show the majestic and tragic nature of capitalism, with a homage to gutting it out no matter the cost.

The Library of Congress should have vaulted this book the moment the author started typing, As this is an important piece of American heritage and needs to be preserved for future generations.
I am a better man, better lover, and a better fighter due to this book. I laughed, I forgot how to cry, I gained inches and grew a beard overnight.

5 stars will repeat

I got the audible version, for obvious reasons! You will NOT regret the things that influence your life, whenjoy Ross Patterson invades your thoughts and ears! As you drive down the road, women scream in ecstasy, men cheer in excitement, horses nae in approval. My wife had our child was incepted in 2 weeks while we listened to this book. It was a boy, and he had a third leg :). I love this book, and will always be thankful to Ross Patterson!

This book... It has words, pages, and tales of greatness so epic, it will change you. Your very soul will be better having experienced this amazing piece of literature. I laughed, I cried, I laughed at myself for crying. I drank. A lot. Park your single speed. Shave off your iconic hipster beard (then grow a real mans beard). Put down your vanilla soy double half-caf latte and pour yourself a real drink. Take down your s***ty black and white photos of downtown alleys, and hang up a picture of Peter Dinklage. Then you will ready to absorb that greatest that is At Night She Cries...

First off I was originally going to give this book 4.5/5 due the fact that I wanted the see the author (Ross Patterson) write the intro as himself and not as his Character St. James Street James. After giving this some thought I decided that this was an artistic choice by the author and it isn’t necessarily bad. Plus you can’t give a book 4.5/5 so I rounded up.

At Night She Cries While He Rides His Steed is a disarmingly funny parody of a western romance novel. This book has a biting take on how the sexes are described in romance books. The main character and best comedic protagonist ever placed in a book, St. James St. James, is a lavish caricature of all male leads in any romance novel ever written and he is spot on in the way he is portrayed. As I read the book and was made to laugh out loud on nearly every page; I started to notice a very well-crafted story hidden within the thick satire. The book starts the lead being an untouchable wealthy chauvinist; and as thee story unfolds he is humanized more and more, all while never dropping the comedy that the story began with.
I would absolutely recommend this book to anyone who would has a sense of humor and doesn’t get offended by everything they see or hear. I look forward to seeing what this author writes next.

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, True Grit, Tombstone and...... At Night She Cries While He Rides His Steed. The list of great westerns has a new addition with the tale of St James St James. Never have I laughed and cried and been so aroused all at the same time until I opened up this book. There were time's where I had t stop reading because I was tearing up from laughter too much and couldn't see the words. Author Ross Patterson paints a beautiful narrative that can make you get lost in this story and feel like you are really there. Upon completion of this book I immediately turned back to page one and started all over again. After each completed reading of the book my bank account tripled and my harem of ladies grew as I somehow started to embody the traits of the main character. Thank you Ross Patterson and god bless your heart.

I was pleasantly surprised with the side effects of reading this book. I put it down and realized my dong's girth had increased by 4.3 inches, and is a solid 7.9 inches longer than before. I did just smoke a bunch of opium and realized I stuck it in the knothole of a tree instead of a hooker, so I may just be hallucinating.

We got the audio book based on a friends suggestion. I had a long drive coming up so we played it the whole way to our destination. At no time does the pace slow down. It keeps moving forward and is entertaining the whole time. I had to control the laughing throughout the listen. Would highly recommend.

This is my first time ever reading anything from Ross Patterson, and I'm hooked. This is such a funny story and it keeps you hooked from the start till the end. I left my book at work by accident, and realized it half home. So I had to get audio book, so I could listen to it while driving home.

One of the funniest books I have ever been reading ! Buy it ! You won't regret it

Ps. Til danskere, en herre sjov bog, jeg kan varmt anbefale den. Jeg har sjældent været så glad for en bog, som nu har en fast plads i min bog samling

Funniest damn book I’ve ever read. Now if the store would release the sequel so I can check that out that’d be great. I ordered the book I know what to expect, don’t limit my 1st amandment rights. #FreeRoss

This may be the funniest, most thought provoking peice of literature I've ever had the fortune to listen to. This masterpiece got my family ( teens and adults ONLY) through western Kansas to Manitou Springs, Colorado. Absolutely the best!!!!

This is a fast but fulfilling read for dudes. Action and sex appeal for real men. Drenched in testosterone and comical genius. It's a super hero story mashed with the romantic allure of the Wild West! This book has it all and takes no effort to finish. Ross Patterson has captured every aspect of what appeals to men and gift wrapped it the way men would want.....without gift wrap!

This book kept me entertained and happy despite canceled flights and subsequent long bus ride in the middle of the night. Ross Patterson is a genius, and a great writer. I laughed out loud throughout the entire book, and binge read it in one sitting. I can't wait for my husband to read it so he can be more like our national hero, St. James St. James, or for the sequel.

I got this fantastic tale yesterday afternoon. I read cover to cover, only stopping to collect myself after laughing so hard that I may or may not have pissed myself. After completing, (and finishing the book too)my manhood neary doubled in size, I had droves of women pounding down my door like Mexicans on the Alamo, and noticed a 57% increase in muscle size and density. This was the best decision I have ever made (other than that time in Tijuana) and would urge EVERY man to read this and thank the gods that Ross Patterson was conceived.

Ross Pattersons breakout Novel, "At Night She Cries, While He Rides His Steed," takes place during the height of the American Gold rush, which was a very dark time in American history. Despite this fact, the story itself is a comedic romp through the life of his persona, St. James St. James.
A near immortal man and his family, we follow along as the troubles pile up when the competitive and ruthless Goldschlager family rolls into town, threatening the James' luxurious albeit sometimes non conventional lifestyle with their low quality gold flaked liquor.
What they did not count on was the lengths this american pioneer would go to, what extremes he would be willing to subject himself, his family, his horse and even his neighbors to, in order to ensure his way of like remains intact.

Never have I read such a confident piece of comedic literature, it is so sure of itself. It has every right to be however and Mr. Patterson has proven to me at least, to be not only a competent screenplay writer/director but also able to churn out a novel which I would call innovative and refreshing.

8/10 : Keep it up Ross

when this book arrived at my house the clouds parted and the sun was shining directly on it then every person in my house was miraculously cured of all ailments. Before we would eat dinner we used to pray to the bible now we just pray to this book it has brought so much joy to my heart I have never been sad since having this book I even found $20 in my pocket god bless you Ross Patterson

If Ernest Hemingway and Mark Twain would have ever had children together Ross Patterson would be their descendant. That speaks volumes alone! Or if you just want to read an epic romance novel this is it!

From Ross Patterson (the man that brought you such classics as 'Poolboy & FDR: American Baddass) my brain feels unclean after ingesting one of the most absurd, corny, vulgar, historically inaccurate, shocking, deliciously disgusting, horrible books ever

Oh and it's pretty fraking hilarious and genius in its complete graphic glorious stupidity, loved it!

Hide the kids and pets and inject this into your brain

After I read this book I had neighbors coming over constantly complaining about unexpected pregnancies. I didn't even have to touch them. Every time I read a chapter in this book women that were blocks or even miles away would become impregnated by the sheer awesomeness that exudes from this wonderful piece of literary art.

St. James St James for president!! This book is one of the best books in have ever read, it was so good that it put Forest Gump book to shame. I have read this book at least five time since I bought. St. James St James is what a real man should be. I recommend this book to anyone wanting to laugh until your stomach hurts.

Great book. Admittedly I listened to the audiobook, rather than a book made out of paper. After all, what do I look like, some kind of ancient scholar? The book however does come with some undisclosed side affects, it caused a priapism. Treatment for it was gratifying for several nurses.

A great parody of romance novels. This book was a quick read because you never want to put it down. It kept me laughing every couple of pages. Even his kid's name was entertaining and totally unique. If you get a hold of this then you will be looking to dodge any responsibilities in an attempt to finish it. I can't wait for the next book featuring Saint James Street James.