A Parent's Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse

As a parent I absolutely loved this book and will cherish its wisdom in the event of a zombie crisis so I can keep my kids safe, lol. I plan to stock up on legos and jacks to sprinkle around the floor so they really can be used as a defense mechanism but I draw the line at getting a minivan. I have REFUSED for years to be a Minivan Mom, I’ll stick to my SUV.

It really is very tongue in cheek while providing survival tips but it somehow still came off as a good parenting book which I didn’t expect. I laughed so hard I had to stop snacking on the Pringles I was eating while reading this because I choked at one point and felt like I cut my throat on a damn chip!

I think this should be the Must Buy gift this Christmas season for all the parents you know.

Okay, where do I even start with this?

Well technically, at the beginning, but that's in the past and I'm more of a forward thinker.

So I've been wanting this book for ages but being a single mom it's not always easy to come up with spare cash, even if it's only twelve bucks. However, I did manage to find some employable skills buried deep within me and landed myself a job. Once I got the important things, like Reese's Eggs, other less appetizing food, and shelter out of the way, this book was next on my list.

I don't know if you know this about parents, but the only real moments of joy we get are when the kids leave on the bus in the morning and on payday....that's it, only those two times. And let me tell you, it doesn't last long. This book, though, has brought me at least two or three (rounding up) moments of joy, happiness, laughter.

On a more serious note, it was a pleasure to read and I found myself being more and more invested with every page. I'm not typically a fan of Zombies, in or out of literature, but the struggles of being a parent on a day to day basis is something that all parents can connect with and all single people can laugh at. It was by far my best purchase so far, well except for the Reese's Eggs.

(Copied my own review from Barnes and Noble)

I was actually laughing throughout this whole book. You know those times where you're reading in public and don't want to smile or anything? Well, I couldn't help it with this book. I was laughing so much. I also learned a ton about zombies and parenting and survival. I'm only nineteen, which proves that this book doesn't need to be for parents. There were a few somewhat adult references in the book, but it was all so hilarious. The diagrams, pictures, and cartoons made it different from regular books. And don't get me started about the sarcasm. The tone of this book is so perfect. It's the right blend of humor, sarcasm, and seriousness. I would (and will) recommend it to anyone. I would (and will) read it again. And again and again and again and again. Who knows if I'll be able to have it around when the apocalypse hits. I have to have it memorized.

This book confirmed that I never want to have children, and was wise in having that thought when I was quite young. I love to read James Breakwell's comments on Facebook, his weekly email epistles, and his Unbelievably Bad comics. I will gift this book to my friends who are looking forward to parenthood.

I have been following James Breakwell for years, and find such joy in his writing. His humor and quick wit makes his writing stand out, and is why so many people follow him. This book made me laugh out loud on multiple occasions, and I have even purchased additional copies to give to my friends for gifts. If you are looking for a funny, yet oddly silly and simultaneously logical book, this book is for you.

If you think of life being filled with zombies (those with no imagination or zest for life) then this really is an excellent tome on child rearing for today - highly recommended. And yes, an umbrella stroller makes an excellent weapon. The ones from the early 90s were especially fantastic.

We have enough boring old non-zombie-focused parenting books out there. This weird and wacky read is exactly what I needed, and I highly recommend including it with all future baby shower gifts because one can never be too prepared for a potential apocalypse of the undead.

I feel so much better equipped to survive the zombie apocalypse! The chapter You Are the Law particularly spoke to me, especially when talking about how and when children will act up. Every parent and parent-to-be should read this book. It is a life-saver! or at the very least a sanity-saver!

After months of contemplating whether or not to buy it, I finally spoiled myself and bought it. And it is the best purchase I have made. I haven't laughed this much in a long time. My husband even wants to actually read it! Easily one of my new favorites

I love following James Breakwell on Twitter. I honestly thought his book would be a nerd filled oddsey on how to survive a zombie apocalypse...I was completely wrong. It made me laugh and think which is an amazing combination. I will be buying your book for my Uncles Birthday!