Respect and Admiration, Why Trump Deserves Trust

A sound rebuttal to nay-sayers, King's book exhaustively covers Trump's high points. LIberals will accuse King of exaggerating Donald's achievements and righteousness, but I think he's spot on. Kudos to King's research team.

When I first heard about this book, I was skeptical. The reviews made me curious. I ended up purchasing one for several of my in-laws and combining them with a knit pussyhat ornament. I’m sure they are going to just “love” this book.

I had so many doubts about Trumps presidency. This book has enlightened me so much, I'm really glad I bought this book, This is the best book I've read in my whole life and I'm ready for Trump to MAGA!! Yay!

I will definitely recommend this book to all my friends who aren't Trump supporters, this will change their perspective.

My friends voted for crooked Hilary and I bought this book to show them that America will be safe in his very large, hugely above average hands. He will truly return us to Greatness.

My friends were upset when they first recieved it. They're so low energy about anything to do with our Dear Leader. The moment they recieved it, they realized what a wonderful work this is and instantly couldn't put it down. They truly back on the path to righteousness.

The included crayons to write in the book were only white and gold. I thought I could use the white crayons, but I wasn't be able to see anything, and the paper was obviously made by the lowest bidder: a chinese paper company. I then decided to use the gold crayon, but as soon as i rubbed it against the paper, the gold came off and I found it was a more useful, Tin color. Much easier to use. I will note however, the gold wrapper fell right off after any sort of use, and the crayons seemed a bit undersized for my hands.

Okay, when I bought this book I was very interested in reading an honest attestation to President-elect Donald J. Trump's virchues and accomplishments. I can hardly weight for him to Make American Great Again, and am excited about the opportunity for us all to become huge successes like him. Unfortunately, I though the copy I received must have been defective, as it was full of blank pages. I sent it back to the store for a replacement, but the next copy was just the same. After receiving my fifth copy, I began to suspect that maybe there was a secret plot to dis-credit our President-elect, or maybe the book was written for us Trump-believers, and so you have to be smart enough like him to figure it out. So I tried some sophistacated investigation and held the pages over a flame to see if there was a secret message written in lemon juice. (Note to self: arc-welder to hot for this purpose) After the burns on my fingers healed, I tried again over the stove. Probably should have used a lower setting, but this time I knew to let go of the book when it caught fire. When the fire department left, they suggested I try to use a clothes iron instead. No secret code, but I did learn a few things about secret messages, and most of the hair has grown back on the cat.

I have also read on the cyber that phenolphthalein can be used as invisible ink, and will change color when you put soda on it. So I opened a can of Grape Nehi and poored it on the pages. Sure enough, the pages turned color, but all the grape soda turned the pages purple too, so I couldn't read the righting, because maybe the writing was also purple. I figured that maybe I could use some other way to find out if phenolphthalein was used for secret writing, and I found out that it is in some laxatives. So I cut up some of the pages real fine and mixed it with the cat food. But the cat wouldn't eat the paper, so I had to try it myself. No change, but at least it helped the flavor of the cat food.

I'm still working on decoding this book, and I'll let you know when I figure it out.

This was a fake review, posted in this item without my knowledge. It gave this book five stars. I don't know how the fake was done. Just to note, I think that Trump and the Trumpkins are horrible people, and I want nothing to do with them.

"Absolutely the best coverage of Trump's many fine qualities. This book is probably the best-referenced treatment of the positive side of Trump's campaign, and of the many observations about the world that he has made, to be seen to date."