A Fashionably Dead Christmas - Hot Damned Series - Book 5

Hysterical, profane, and hours of fun. This is the writing style of this series of Ms. Peterman's series. I have read every one of her books and thoroughly enjoyed every single one of them. I find myself laughing and snorting out loud, which has earned me several questioning looks from my family. If you feel the need for a good chuckle, and who doesn't, go ahead and purchase all in this series. You won't be disappointed.

I am really disappointed in this book. I have enjoyed the others in this series, and was excited to get this one. The lack of plot and brevity of story basically ruined any good points. Perhaps this is on me for not realising this was a novella, but at this price, and when the story is titled as Book 5 in the series, it does seem like it is being marketed as a full length book. I will read more closely in future.

A Fashionably Dead Christmas (Book 5 of The Hot Dammed Series) By Robyn Peterman

Astrid wants Samuel's first Christmas to be special. The tree is decorated, presents are wrapped under it, the room is perfectly decorated.

Looks like it is going to be the perfect day. That is until her grandmother Gigi aka Mother Nature and her uncle Satan show up.

You will laugh and enjoy the antics of: Water works, shrunken clothes, weapons and lets not forget the perfect gift for a toddler. A BABOON.

Thank you for this lighthearted story Robyn. You made me laugh and smile.

If you have never read a Robyn Peterman Book, shame on you. There is nothing better than a great funny story, making you spit Coke Cola out of your nose at page 4. My Husband was trying to do the Heimlich maneuver on me because he thought I was choking.
There is nothing sane when you are Mother Nature’s Granddaughter, God and Satan’s Niece and a cousin of Jesus. There is certainly no sanity when they all show up for Christmas. All Astrid wants is a normal Christmas for Samuel and she gets the very opposite, but as will all things, the flaws are what makes up perfect. This is a Perfect Christmas read if you are looking for fun and excitement. Robyn never disappoints. Cannot wait for the next installment of Astrid and Ethan’s antics.

In this novella, Astrid throws a Christmas party and invites her immortal family for the holidays. Astrid obsessively checks Sammy's gifts when she discovers that Martha and Jane stole an arsenal of weapons for him.

This story also reminds you why Ethan is a ridiculously sweet and swoonworthy Mate. Not just because he's gorgeous, a warrior prince, witty or smart...
“I am a very selfish man, Astrid. I want your body, your mind, your soul, your thoughts, and your love. I need to know all your wishes and dreams—I want to make them come true.”

Samuel was the most adorable half vampyre half demon baby. He wanted a pet and was busy negotiating for it as a Christmas present.

Gigi and Satan drop by early and unannounced, Astrid declares that they shall have a Slumber party.

Satan is my favorite character and I love all the scenes where he's making trouble and tricking everyone. It was too cute when he demanded he wanted a birthday and songs dedicated to him.

Astrid was thinking about her childhood holidays and she was determined that Samuel should have perfect, memorable holidays.
This book was lots of fun, it was sweet and it made me laugh. Can't wait to start the next one.

I FECKIN LOVE THIS WOMAN!!!!

This is a Christmas miracle and I thank Jesus in a thong for it!

I sat next to my hubby reading this on my lappy while he watched his footy, UK style, and I kept getting the 'death glare' as I was lmao out loud!

Astrid, Ethan and the gang are BACK! A loving family Christmas...........NOT! lol

Well it was supposed to be, but as we know family has a way of tripping us up............and Uncle Satan and Gigi turning up early.......you know its going to go bad, fast!

Throw in a baboon and you've got another splendiferous offering from a wonderful author.

Can't wait for the next chapter of these wonderful Vamps/Immortals and other assorted beings :D

What does one ask for when it comes to Christmas? Well a baboon of course!
Could not put this one down. Still laughing after finishing it yesterday. Can't not wait to see what's to come with this series. Robyn Peterman you ma'am are the bomb!

Mother Earth, Satan and a baboon named Blobbityflonk... Oh my! That is obviously a story worth telling.

Holy mother of funny books. This one was beyond hilarious!!! I was laughing my a** off through the whole book, there was only a few breathing breaks. This was absolutely the funniest of all the books in the Hot Damned Series.

I highly recommend this book/series. It's too friggin funny not to read.

Astrid her husband Ethan their son Samuel are back for a holiday gathering that I'll have you rolling on the floor! I laughed so much! The whole gang, family are back and craziness , hair raising antics will keep you glued to this book. I couldn't put it down! Add a triply orangoutang and you have the mix for a keeper book!